Tuesday, November 20, 2007

The disgusting thing between my legs!

What a long day! I thought as I felt the warm semi boiling water pour from what I hoped was the sky onto my head. The healing drops ran through my hair onto my face and down my body as I closed my eyes and breathed the floral essence of my shower gel. I washed away the burdens of a day that did not want to end and smiled in silence to the blissful night.

I lost sense of place, space, and time; I was no longer the tired frail figure standing under the shower in the bathtub, I am a divine creature standing under the waterfalls of Eden in a white peasant dress with little lilies scattered on my shoulders and butterflies kissing my neck.

I smiled to myself and opened my eyes ... and there he was ... right between my legs staring at me ... challenging my dreams and peace of mind ... freaking the hell out of me with its disgusting brown figure, moustache, and sixty legs!

I froze as the image of Eden faded away into terror. I was too scared to move .. what if he moved too? I wanted to get out of the shower ... what if he followed me? How long has he been there? Did he touch me? Did he fly in or did he walk in? Was he on the wall or was he on the floor all along?

I froze with the shower head in my hand, and the running water now was pouring onto his head. I froze and could think of nothing. I froze and I drowned him underneath the hot water spray. He was not moving ... neither was I!

20 comments:

  1. haha, u can be so hilarious at times :D

    afraid of bugs? :)
    was it a cockroach? or something even nastier? :)

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  2. I'm a 'shower curtain phobic' ... and not because of the cinematique serial killers attacking their victims from behind the damn shower curtains ...all because of a chilhood trauma caused by an Alexandria flying cockroach ... These are the worst ever ... Welcome to the club :)))

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  3. You are right ... maybe the damn thing was on the curtain ... imagine had it landed on my shoulder, or worse!!

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  4. oh god ... the fear of my life ... i scream and run even when there is 5 meters between us

    caused also by a flying fat ugly cockroach that landed in my shoulder when i was a kid .. and since then ... oh god

    u ok ????
    such an horrible experience
    oh god ... just the thought of it make me shiver

    ohhhhh GOOODDD

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  5. I am ok Trapped Soul:) ... Why do you think God created them?

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  6. Hehe... I like it sooooo much... after all cockroaches are better than other scary things hehehehehehehheehehehehehehe....
    Anyway... my sincere condolences for our dear drowned cockroach.....

    cheers!!!

    Remi

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  7. Hey Remi:) I did not want to get into details of how I took him out of the tub or where I threw his boby:)

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  8. Speaking of the devil :(

    one was walking with pride over the reception wall ... how did it get in ... no one knows, they possess magical spells ... it was big, red ugly, and once i saw it, i ran to the room closed it and kept screaming till my mother took care of the situation

    god bless my brave mother

    oh gooooddddddd this is even more scary ....

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  9. Reading this I thought it was going to be a Virgina monologue but the six legs gave it away!!!!! LOL! I got to scoop my ming out of the gutter!

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  10. Very sexy title to a very unsexy post hahaha. It took me a while to think about what thing would be between your legs that you will let us know about before I started to read the post.Da77aktini wallahi. asdi de7ekti 3alaya

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  11. yuuuuuuuuuuk!

    laaa, ella el saraseeer!

    one crawled on my leg once but I was out... thank god I didn't scream then... cause I usually do!

    bas 3agabni eslob el tashweeq da :D

    like a scary movy

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  12. There is nothing that scares me more than a cockroach. I hate them. and i have NO idea what I would have done were I in your place!

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  13. Yes anonymous .. I was mean on purpose:) I knew that a sexy headline can create a best seller:)

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  14. Hey Ghada:) Your first comment on my blog had to be about a cockroach:)

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  15. Hello Yasmine:) Great to have you as a friend:)

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  16. I can handle corpses, amputated limbs etc..but cockroaches..um ew!?
    I can't believe you actually exchanged eye contact with the little critter when it was actually there on your leg, I personally vacate the premises completely when there's a roach involved. Heck I have to get someone else to kill it , I can't imagine killing one with all its insides oozing out and the egg sac and omg I'm grossing myself out now.
    Funny & clever post though :D

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  17. Lol .. i know you don't mean the cockroach u mean another Think .. but the question is how Come You Think during you taking a bath !!!!

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  18. Bad boy Guevara:)

    I certainly meant the cockroach:)

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