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Tuesday, February 6, 2007

100 “GOOD GIRL” TIPS - Marketing Analogy

Your vision:
To be perceived as a good girl at all times.

Your mission:
To bend over backwards to please others.

Your positioning statement:
The Ultimate Denying Experience (apologies to BMW)

Your target audience:
Vain ladies and gentlemen.

Your objectives:
Trial and, hopefully, purchase.

Your Marketing Mix:
Product: You
Price: Your Life
Place: "Good girl" outlets though "good girl" distribution channels
Promotion:
1) Advertising - Personal ads & word of mouth
2) Public Relations - Favorable speeches & crisis management strategies
3) Sales Promotion - Limited edition (until putting on a ring on the naked left finger)
4) Direct Marketing - Cute emails & regular SMSes to all eligible bachelors and mothers of potential bachelors
5) Personal Selling - Promote your cooking, sewing, budgeting, and loving competive advantages in all outings

Alf alf mabrouk (Congrats!)

5 comments:

Blacklander said...

Brilliant. Your 100 tips are painfully real.
And that lip gloss and pouting bit, I thought it was a genuine thing.. damn it!

I hate good girls.

Los Gatos said...

well U- know how it go's with that!..

Eyad said...

Great One

ShimaaGamal said...

the only thing i really find difficulty to understand, why men fall for these good girls .. why a girl have to be someone else .. why i have to pretend .. why experience is a shame .. why i have to be mindless to impress ..

actually .. I hate what they call good girls .. and i am proud i am not one of them .. !!

Marwa Rakha said...

Shimaa ... men lie and like liars .. men are fake and like fakness ... it is not your fault.

PS Purity and innocence are not a physical state; they are a state of mind.

You will be pure if you do not lie and you will be innocent if you are not fake.