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Thursday, April 12, 2007

What Women Want? - I will hold my Peace!

Deconstructing the Woman's Pie Chart is a link I came across by chance and I had ot share it.
For the original story click HERE, otherwise, read below:

We have made new advances in the inner structure of the woman's rating system and now present it here.




The old woman's rating system claimed:

10% things women say they care about but they don't
40% looks
50% money





The New Rating System classified attraction and added power to money








Through extensive research we have been able to discern the inner structure of attraction. So what makes a man attractive in the eyes of a woman?

50% Physical Attraction
20% Competition
20% Novelty
10% Other


Physical Attraction/Looks - This is still a big factor in attraction. This is self-explanatory.

Competition - I almost titled this section disinterest. The two are closely related. We can only pursue what runs away from us. A man who is devoted to something else besides the woman is autmatically more attractive.

Ultimately, almost all guys learn this truth for themselves: The best way to never score with a woman is to show too much interest in her. Women seem to especially like it if you are more devoted to your bad music, biker gang, forearm tattoo or marijuana. These all seem to work wonders.

There are some interests you can show in a woman that will help you to fuck her: a healthy interest in destroying her self-esteem and in fucking her friends more than her seem to work wonders.
Novelty - Let's face it, if you're like every other guy who works a normal job and tries to live a good life, you're probably like just about every other guy. Chicks don't dig this, and why would they? Who wants someone who is just like everyone else? Something different is more attractive. Like someone who does not have to work during the day like most people because they have lots of money from business or selling drugs.

Deconstructing money/power "Power is a great aphrodesiac" - Notorious Asshole and War Criminal Henry Kissinger
"A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." - Rabbi Dave Chappelle

It was previously assumed that money was a fundamental unit of attraction to a woman. Further investigation has revealed a better understanding of this very important piece of the woman's rating system. The piece which was formerly labelled money has been replaced by a money/power paradigm. The two are almost always intertwined in a way that makes them hard to distinguish.

What is important to know about the money/power piece is that previously it was thought of as static. Now we know that the money/power piece of attraction displays time-variance. That is, the amount of money needed to get maximal "points" in the money category varies according to the age of the woman.
When a woman is younger her perspective is different as to what makes a lot of money. As she gets older the amount of money neccessary for full points increases. For a girl of 16 full points for money might be obtained by having access to a car and beer money. When she is in her early college years, a nicer car and enough money to join a fraternity is probably sufficient. As she advances into her twenties what we consider to be the normal money chart will begin to manifest itself -- that is, she'll want the richest man she can get.

Dreams of a Final Theory
I think is very very close to a final analysis of how a woman's rating system works. If you are very attractive, rich, and novel and show no interest in her she is almost guaranteed to want to fuck you.

Indeed, isn't this the very definition of Alpha Male? In this way we have derived from our theoretical framework an idea that agrees with observation and experiment to many degrees of accuracy. It also provides a frameowrk for the Logic. Strive to be attractive, novel and aloof and you will go far.

2 comments:

Miss Egyptiana "Trapped Soul" said...

alas ... it is true ...
and i guess if u reflect the same elements on men, u will find them wanting the same thing ...

a beautiful, sexy, up for anything, wealthy, smart woman ...

i think we are getting into a coma ... dreaming of the unreachable ... of the abnormal .. of the unusual ..

i like the article so much,,, but i hate the stated facts so so much ...

Marwa Rakha said...

I love how you simply stated what men want:)