Man: She is sweet
His Head: There is always sweeter ... check out her friends
Man: She is also cute
His Head: Cute? She is too fat/skinny/dark/fair/tall/short ... naaaah ... she is so not your style ... check out her friends
Man: But she is smart .. rare these days
His Head: Smart? Because she quoted a few writers, read a few books, held a few arguments, had some opinions ... come on ... you can do better!
Man: She is so natural and spontaneous
His Head: You mean too wild/ not wild enough? Too tame/ not tame enough? Too blunt/not blunt enough? Too eager to please you/ not eager enough? ... check out her friends on facebook
Man: I do not want her friends .. I want her!
His Head: You want to settle for less when you can have more? Now look me in the eye and tell me that you like her that much!
Man: Well ... it was just a few dates/chats
His Head: Then you keep her at an arm's length as you explore greener pasturesMan: Yeah .. this is the ultimate win-win situation; I win and you win .. hahahahaha .... ahhhhahahahahahaha ... heeeeheeeeeheeee